Joke of the day

CQ: What's the name of Tan Teck Meng's son?
ME: Tan Tock Seng?

(hurhur)

CQ: Tan Teck Meng, Junior

Yes don't laugh. It's true.

ME: What's the name of Tan Teck Meng's father?
ME: Tan Teck Meng, Senior