Monday, January 08, 2007

How do you know when you have grown fatter?

when you can't fit into your usual pair of jeans anymore

and when your friend says that you've got a tummy (ouch)

Why can't you stay fat?

because most fat climbers are not good climbers

(that's really the best reason I can think of)

How do you lose those extra pounds?

stop snacking by making it a point to put on retainers after dinner

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