Something funny

My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"


~courtesy of fangfang